Learn to be a journalist!
(via perpetua)
Also: a carton of cigarettes to calm your nerves and a flask with copious amounts of hard liquor to drown your sorrows when you realize your chosen career has left you stress-addled, unsuitable for other professions, and unemployed.
Stupid kids, you need at least 6 gemstones to be a journalist.
A kit no MSNBC anchor can live without.
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THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR FOR AS LONG AS I HAVE BEEN A JOURNALISM MAJOR
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nothing is more essential to journalism than sequins.
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Here you go, Jacob :)
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A kit no MSNBC anchor can live without.
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Stupid kids, you need at least 6 gemstones to be a journalist.
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Also: a carton of cigarettes...calm your nerves and...flask...
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i feel that this may have drastically altered my life if i had been gifted it at the right time.
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Unfortunately I am no adept at photoshop.
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Look, it must be legitimate, it comes with an ‘idea booklet’. That’s more than what Fox news has!
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I will barter with you if you’ll shop it! Also: can I send you something for your birthday? My email is my username at...
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This is begging for a Fear & Loathing photoshop.
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If this is real, I’m disagreeing with it. What, a girl can only be a journalist if she can have flowers, gems, glitter...
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HAHAHA jen i thought the same thing and then I saw that you wrote it. if only i got to write with a mini glitter gel...
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oh, if only it just took glitter and gemstones. I’d be running the NY Times by now.
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The fact that teaching little girls how to be a journalist involves glitter glue and gemstones kind of makes me throw up...
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Such a shame, too, because it’s such a good idea! Well, at least if you mean “journalist” as in “reporter,” which is how...
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so wrong on so many levels… i almost puked seeing this…
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The secret training program behind cable television news anchors. (Photo
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Sweet! Who needs to pay for a Masters? Also, I dub today Lazy Reblog Monday.
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is it wrong to absolutely hate this?
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I went to broadcasting school, and I can confirm that most of the careerist prima donnas in the journalism stream of the...
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Wow. Now I know what’s missing when I edit copy — a mini glitter gel pen.
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If the traditional media establishment used those tools (lockable journal!), would it be so imperiled?
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I should get this for Jeff Smith.
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